hits on cute cashier girl credit card declined

hits on cute       cashier girl credit card declined  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh, you drink diet soda? You must be so healthy

Oh, you drink diet soda? You must be so healthy  Condescending Wonka

The teacher complained there was no heart in my music So I took hers

The teacher complained there was no heart in my music So I took hers  PTSD Clarinet Boy

It is too hot to sleep under the covers. But it is not hot enough to turn on the ac.

It is too hot to sleep under the covers. But it is not hot enough to turn on the ac.  First World Problems

adults were pretending to be boring so i'd leave them the fuck alone

adults were pretending to be  boring so i'd leave them the fuck alone  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People smoked weed on his floor "dude I got such a contact high last night!"

People smoked weed on his floor

Goes soul searching Never comes back

Goes soul searching  Never comes back  Over Confident Ginger

boss walks by when i'm actually working

boss walks by when i'm actually working  Success Kid

Reads 1984 "...Some good ideas in here."

Reads 1984

WHAT IF MACS ARE MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN PCs BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES ON A MAC

WHAT IF MACS ARE MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN PCs BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES ON A MAC  conspiracy keanu