"Oh, you're British?" "What part of London are you from?"

eats at authentic foreign restaurant orders burger and fries

eats at authentic foreign restaurant orders burger and fries  American Tourist

locals don't speak english speaks english louder

locals don't speak english speaks
english
louder  American Tourist

Didn't hand in first assignment Well no point going to the rest of the classes now

Didn't hand in first assignment Well no point going to the rest of the classes now  Lazy College Senior

MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND

MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND  Scumbag Steve

I don't always watch women's tennis but when i do, i root for the hotter one to win

I don't always watch women's tennis but when i do, i root for the hotter one to win  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you  Condescending Wonka

sees girl taking photo of a group, offers to take photo so she can be in it too girl was already an outsider, situation becomes awkward for everyone

sees girl taking photo of a group, offers to take photo so she can be in it too girl was already an outsider, situation becomes awkward for everyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I wanted to listen to music with my friends We all have different music tastes

I wanted to listen to music with my friends We all have different music tastes  First World Stoner Problems

Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive

Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive   Scumbag Brain