Takes any pill her friends give her Won't take anything her doctor gives her

Takes any pill her friends give her Won't take anything her doctor gives her  College Liberal

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever  Condescending Wonka

not sure if slow cadillac in front of me is old person or stoned gangster

not sure if slow cadillac in front of me is old person or stoned gangster  Futurama Fry

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate   Spiderman Desk

WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them

WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them  Confession kid

IM PRETTY SURE THE BALL IS STILL BEHIND YOUR BACK

IM PRETTY SURE THE BALL IS STILL BEHIND YOUR BACK  Skeptical Dog

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up

I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up  overly manly man

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

Cool your car's cab down without ac Roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up

Cool your car's cab down without ac Roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up  Actual Advice Mallard