Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check  Scumbag Brain

I took a nap because i was tired Now i feel even more tired

I took a nap because i was tired Now i feel even more tired  First World Problems

What if our dreams are really our lives in parallel universes?

What if our dreams are really our lives in parallel universes?  conspiracy keanu

Writes all the DNA code for all species Genetic diseases

Writes all the DNA code for all species  Genetic diseases  Advice God

Spent spring break traveling through Europe have to keep answering people's questions about how it was

Spent spring break traveling through Europe have to keep answering people's questions about how it was  First World Problems

what if i told you facebook is just a huge waste of time

what if i told you facebook is just a huge waste of time   Matrix Morpheus

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls everyone kid on xbox live is younger than everyone

Calls everyone kid on xbox live is younger than everyone  Angry School Boy

Promises a resurrection of the dead ZOMBIES

Promises a resurrection of the dead ZOMBIES  Scumbag God

"oh hey, see you in class tomorrow" now i have to wear different clothes tomorrow