staring contest with the sun

staring contest with the sun  Insanity Wolf

Oh, you have dance music on your cell phone? Please, play it aloud for everyone on the bus

Oh, you have dance music on your cell phone? Please, play it aloud for everyone on the bus  Condescending Wonka

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing?

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing?  Matrix Morpheus

"OMG I MISS THE 90S!!!!!!!!" WAS BORN IN 1999

asks out ugliest girl gets rejected

asks out ugliest girl gets rejected  Bad Luck Brian

Wants to talk about space and time Frients not intelligent enough to understand

Wants to talk about space and time Frients not intelligent enough to understand  First World Stoner Problems

no clean panties left puts on bikini bottoms

no clean panties left puts on bikini bottoms  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Got to work over an hour late. Boss shows up 5 minutes later and sees me hard at work.

Got to work over an hour late. Boss shows up 5 minutes later and sees me hard at work.  Success Kid

if you're going to bitch about the price of gas you shouldnt have bought an suv

if you're going to bitch about the price of gas you shouldnt have bought an suv  Captain Hindsight

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them  Vengeance Dad