Drives a nice car Doesn't park like an asshole

Drives a nice car Doesn't park like an asshole  Good Guy Greg

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple What would she do for a klondike bar?

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple What would she do for a klondike bar?  Philosoraptor

has sex for the first time turns out to be his cousin

has sex for the first time turns out to be his cousin  Bad Luck Brian

Waits whole life for zombie apocalypse gets infected in his sleep

Waits whole life for zombie apocalypse gets infected in his sleep  Bad Luck Brian

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him  Scumbag Steve

Oh you are out with your girlfriends? Please, mobile upload all your shenanigans on Facebook

Oh you are out with your girlfriends? Please, mobile upload all your shenanigans on Facebook  Condescending Wonka

UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN

UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN  Paranoid Parrot

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.   Anti-Joke Chicken

end all sentences with lol to make sure people know you aren't angry

end all sentences with lol to make sure people know you aren't angry  Socially Awkward Penguin

The moon landing was fake Pro wrestling is real

The moon landing was fake Pro wrestling is real  Redneck Randal