What if i'm so attractive that Hot girls think i'm out of their league

What if i'm so attractive that Hot girls think i'm out of their league  conspiracy keanu

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets  Scumbag Steve

bought too many groceries can't close the freezer door

bought too many groceries can't close the freezer door  First World Problems

"I'm not like most girls" Is exactly like most girls

I don't always go to the dentist But when I do, i brush the shit out of my teeth the night before

I don't always go to the dentist But when I do, i brush the shit out of my teeth the night before  The Most Interesting Man In The World

One Does Not Simply be productive during spring break

One Does Not Simply be productive during spring break  Boromir

pours you a beer 90 percent foam

pours you a beer 90 percent foam  College Freshman

What if i told you You can sleep on the keyboard when no one is using the computer

What if i told you You can sleep on the keyboard when no one is using the computer  Morpheus Cat Facts

"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done

If you get engaged at 21 because you guys "have so much history together" You're gonna have a bad time

If you get engaged at 21 because you guys