50 in a 55 50 in a 35

50 in a 55 50 in a 35  SCUMBAG DRIVER

Oh you just had a baby? Please, tell me every detailed minute of its day.

Oh you just had a baby? Please, tell me every detailed minute of its day.  Condescending Wonka

just killed a man tells his mom

just killed a man tells his mom  Good Guy Freddie Mercury

Tries to use burrito as remote

Tries to use burrito as remote  10 Guy

Walked in the office to turn in 2 weeks notice got fired with 6 months pay before I could quit

Walked in the office to turn in 2 weeks notice got fired with 6 months pay before I could quit  Success Kid

Helped an asian kid in calculus

Helped an asian kid in calculus  Success Kid

what if sleeping is just the time it takes for tomorrow to load?

what if sleeping is just the time it takes for tomorrow to load?  conspiracy keanu

Likes song outside of iTunes top 10 omg i'm such a hipster

Likes song outside of iTunes top 10 omg i'm such a hipster  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm going to miss my favourite bands concert because my parents are taking me to an island resort

I'm going to miss my favourite bands concert because my parents are taking me to an island resort  First World Problems