Heard song on the radio earlier remembered enough of the lyrics to look it up later

Heard song on the radio earlier remembered enough of the lyrics to look it up later  Success Kid

"Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well." (Proverbs 5:15) Better drink my own piss

Spills water on his crotch strategically spills more water to avoid looking like he peed himself

Spills water on his crotch  strategically spills more water to avoid looking like he peed himself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends 5 minutes explaining feelings to crush girl turns around " Wait, were you talking to me this whole time?"

Spends 5 minutes explaining feelings to crush girl turns around

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a gun, get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a gun, get in the car  Pickup Dragon

Takes awkward photograph Becomes the laughing stock of the internet

Takes awkward photograph Becomes the laughing stock of the internet  Bad Luck Brian

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
  Pickup Dragon

Finally loses virginity aids

Finally loses virginity aids  Bad Luck Brian

I don't always make my own lunch But when I do, I forget it at home

I don't always make my own lunch But when I do, I forget it at home  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not sure if hipster or homeless

Not sure if hipster or homeless  Futurama Fry