2 fish were in a tank one says to the other, "how do I drive this thing?"

2 fish were in a tank one says to the other,

Ok class, you have exactly 50 minutes to complete this exam But before you begin, let's all take five minutes to correct the mistakes I made while writing the test

Ok class, you have exactly 50 minutes to complete this exam But before you begin, let's all take five minutes to correct the mistakes I made while writing the test  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Not sure if parents knock on my door because they are polite or they know i fap a lot

Not sure if parents knock on my door because they are polite or they know i fap a lot  Futurama Fry

buys mail order bride friendzoned

buys mail order bride friendzoned  Bad Luck Brian

I don't always find good music but when i do, i blast that shit on repeat till it's ruined

I don't always find good music but when i do, i blast that shit on repeat till it's ruined  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Proves there really isn't more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking

Proves there really isn't more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking  Ridiculously photogenic guy

Forgot guy's name, said "what's up man" his name was manny

Forgot guy's name, said

Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that

Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that  Advice God

not sure if liberal at heart or brainwashed by reddit

not sure if liberal at heart or brainwashed by reddit  Futurama Fry

Plays doctor with neighbor girl sued for malpractice

Plays doctor with neighbor girl sued for malpractice  Bad Luck Brian