fills out job application only tells the truth

fills out job application  only tells the truth  Insanity Wolf

Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble

Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble  Anti-Joke Chicken

Didn't do homework Class got cancelled

Didn't do homework Class got cancelled  Success Kid

calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony

calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony  Sheltering Suburban Mom

what if i told you Getting a job after college will be harder than Being in college

what if i told you Getting a job after college will be harder than Being in college  Matrix Morpheus

Need to wake up early? Better not sleep. Need to think about waking up early

Need to wake up early? Better not sleep.  Need to think about waking up early  Scumbag Brain

what if i told you that riding my ass doesn't make me drive faster

what if i told you that riding my ass doesn't make me drive faster  Matrix Morpheus

No one gets 100% in my class 100% is perfect, and no one is perfect

No one gets 100% in my class 100% is perfect, and no one is perfect  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Posts pretentious quotes all the time Hasn't read a book in 10 years

Posts pretentious quotes all the time Hasn't read a book in 10 years  Annoying Facebook Girl

what if i told you Being in college will be harder than getting into a college

what if i told you Being in college will be harder than getting into a college  Matrix Morpheus