My client Did not have sexual relations with that leg

My client Did not have sexual relations with that leg  Lawyer Dog

Went to apologize to blonde co-worker about an issue talked to the wrong blonde co-worker

Went to apologize to blonde co-worker about an issue talked to the wrong blonde co-worker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but they never actually threw it? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud

So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but they never actually threw it? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud  Lawyer Dog

I want to go shopping for the sales but I already have everything

I want to go shopping for the sales but I already have everything  First World Problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

uses your wi-fi for free leaves a case of beer and homemade brownies outside your door once a month

uses your wi-fi for free leaves a case of beer and homemade brownies outside your door once a month  Misc

is the first person at the beach normandy

is the first person at the beach  normandy  Bad Luck Brian

overshot the time by 1 minute when setting my alarm clock Now i have to push a button 59 more times

overshot the time by 1 minute when setting my alarm clock Now i have to push a button 59 more times  First World Problems

Shampoo and conditioner ran out At the same time

Shampoo and conditioner ran out At the same time  Success Kid

Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues

Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues  Scumbag Steve