Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"

Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story

In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same

In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same  Lawyer Dog

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.  Lawyer Dog

cute girl walking behind you? decrease speed until walking in front of you

cute girl walking behind you? decrease speed until walking in front of you  Foul Bachelor Frog

Carried your drunk ass home says he doesn't remember anything, so you don't feel embarrassed

Carried your drunk ass home says he doesn't remember anything, so you don't feel embarrassed  Misc

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.  Lawyer Dog

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls  Lawyer Dog

I don't always wash my hands after I piss but when i do, it's because someone else is in the bathroom.

I don't always wash my hands after I piss but when i do, it's because someone else is in the bathroom.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT  Lawyer Dog

New garbage disposal? You mean new fleshlight

New garbage disposal? You mean new fleshlight  Insanity Wolf