Gets extra time to study for a test Still Doesn't study

Gets extra time to study for a test Still Doesn't study  Lazy College Senior

Daughter to be born on 4/20 Wife's okay with calling her Mary Jane

Daughter to be born on 4/20 Wife's okay with calling her Mary Jane  Success Kid

before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute

before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute  Paranoid Parrot

What if Stephen Hawking is actually retarded and this computer has developed a mind of its own

What if Stephen Hawking is actually retarded   and this computer has developed a mind of its own  conspiracy keanu

Gets hit on by girl you like. Puts in a good word for you.

Gets hit on by girl you like. Puts in a good word for you.  Misc

Brilliant mind? Here's some procrastination and laziness

Brilliant mind? Here's some  procrastination and laziness   Scumbag Genetics

If you didn't want me looking at your boobs you shouldn't have worn such a low cut shirt

If you didn't want me looking at your boobs you shouldn't have worn such a low cut shirt  Captain Hindsight

First words of the day spoken 6 hours after waking up

First words of the day spoken 6 hours after waking up  Forever Alone

not sure if love sleeping or just hate being awake

not sure if love sleeping or just hate being awake  Futurama Fry

promotes heart health Causes mine to skip a beat

promotes heart health Causes mine to skip a beat  Ridiculously photogenic guy