Went to work meeting drunk promoted 2 days later

Went to work meeting drunk promoted 2 days later  Success Kid

Goes to science class Teacher is showing bill nye video instead of teaching

Goes to science class Teacher is showing bill nye video instead of teaching  Success Kid

Studies for Midterms highlights everything

Studies for Midterms highlights everything  College Freshman

about to lose virginity with a girl cums while she's putting a condom on

about to lose virginity with a girl cums while she's putting a condom on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Treat your pokemon with care and compassion if you can't catch one, paralyze and poison it

Treat your pokemon with care and compassion if you can't catch one, paralyze and poison it  Professor Oak

knows 4/20 is coming doesn't say a word about it.

knows 4/20 is coming  doesn't say a word about it.  Misc

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection.  Leading the witness.  Lawyer Dog

got a new android phone a week ago Still Don't know what it sounds like when I get a call

got a new android phone a week ago Still Don't know what it sounds like when I get a call  Forever Alone

Waits a month to do laundry Takes up all the washers

Waits a month to do laundry Takes up all the
washers  College Freshman

Working the fryer at Burger King Puts an onion ring in your fries

Working the fryer at Burger King Puts an onion ring in your fries  Misc