Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him

Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him  Lawyer Dog

Oh you don't get how to do it? Let me explain it the exact same way I explained it the first time

Oh you don't get how to do it? Let me explain it the exact same way I explained it the first time   Unhelpful High School Teacher

how do you make your wife scream while you're having sex? call her and tell her.

how do you make your wife scream while 
you're having sex? call her and tell her.  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy  Lawyer Dog

i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already

i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already  Dating Site Murderer

what if i told you It's racist to assume white people are racist

what if i told you It's racist to assume white people are racist  Matrix Morpheus

Can't sleep in when my gardener is mowing my lawn

Can't sleep in when my gardener is mowing my lawn  First World Problems

"Are you sure there's no way you could be pregnant?" Yes

"come to the front of the auditorium to get your award" oh god no

Introduced gf to reddit she now has more karma than me

Introduced gf to reddit she now has more karma than me  First World Problems