practices pick up lines for family reunion

practices pick up lines for family reunion  Redneck Randal

Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.

Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.  Condescending Wonka

The red dot seems to be attracted to powerPoint I will make a presentation to lure it in

The red dot seems to be attracted to powerPoint I will make a presentation to lure it in  Business Cat

Tries marijuana Gets addicted to crack

Tries marijuana   Gets addicted to crack  Bad Luck Brian

Brings wife and sister to applebees Table for two

Brings wife and sister to applebees Table for two  Redneck Randal

there are two methods for how to do this I'm going to teach you the hard one first even though the easy method works fine

there are two methods for how to do this I'm going to teach you the hard one first even though the easy method works fine  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Out of bottled water now i have to drink sink water

Out of bottled water now i have to drink sink water  First World Problems

Tells friend joke realizes he heard it from them

Tells friend joke realizes he heard it from them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks to borrow pen gives it back at end of class

Asks to borrow pen gives it back at end of class  Misc

If you are what you eat is hannibal lecter more human than the rest of us?

If you are what you eat is hannibal lecter more human than the rest of us?  Philosoraptor