What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks

What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks  drunk dad

Held the men's restroom door open for a girl walking by

Held the men's restroom door open for a girl walking by  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You can't write an essay the night before it's due" that's because i can write it the day it's due

Waiter reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

Waiter reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Helps son get license to party

Helps son get license to party  drunk dad

Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"

Sees you are trying to impress a girl

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up  Lawyer Dog

Professor didn't show up to give the final exam Dean gives everyone in the class an A

Professor didn't show up to give the final exam Dean gives everyone in the class an A  Success Kid

Goes on first rollercoaster Final Destination

Goes on first rollercoaster  Final Destination  Bad Luck Brian

my other ride is your mom

my other ride is your mom  drunk dad