There's nothing more comfortable Than sleeping while someone gets ready for work

There's nothing more comfortable Than sleeping while someone gets ready for work  Sleep Meme

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees  Actual Advice Mallard

I USED TO HAVE INSOMNIA BUT I GOT TIRED OF IT

I USED TO HAVE INSOMNIA BUT I GOT TIRED OF IT  Lame Pun Coon

I named my penis the truth Because Bitches can't handle it

I named my penis the truth  Because Bitches can't handle it   Will Ferrell

Dear Vegetarians... If You're trying to save the animals, Why are you eating their food?

Dear Vegetarians... If You're trying to save the animals, Why are you eating their food?   Words of Wisdom

Playing soccer takes the ball with him if loosing

Playing soccer takes the ball with him if loosing  Annoying childhood friend

tries to throw soda can in to the bin Misses and carries on walking

tries to throw soda can in to the bin Misses and carries on walking  Scumbag Steve

Girls you used to date getting pregnant. None are yours.

Girls you used to date getting pregnant. None are yours.  Success Kid

First day in prison showers Drops soap

First day in prison showers Drops soap  Bad Luck Brian

Crash my car into a bridge and love it!

Crash my car into a bridge and love it!  Insanity Wolf