I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it will tell me "Your password is incorrect."

I changed all my passwords to

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job  Successful Black Man

I wore out the velcro on my Trapper Keeper

I wore out the velcro on my Trapper Keeper  1990s Problems

Broken Bone? You mean double jointed. bjf

Broken Bone? You mean double jointed.  bjf  overly manly man

I wish there was a way I could surf the web when I'm not at home

I wish there was a way I could surf the web when I'm not at home  1990s Problems

if you freqently eat fast food, drink soft drinks and don't work out You're gonna have a fat time

if you freqently eat fast food, drink soft drinks and don't work out You're gonna have a fat time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

Dad, Mom said you two were having a party later tonight, and I'm not invited That's because Deez will be there What? Who is Deez? Deeeez Nuts!

Dad, Mom said you two were having a party later tonight, and I'm not invited That's because Deez will be there What?  Who is Deez? Deeeez Nuts!  Stare Dad

Some people just need a hug... ...around the neck... ...with a rope.

Some people just need a hug... ...around the neck... ...with a rope.  Grump Cat

You caught the wrong lobster MotherF*cker

You caught the wrong lobster  MotherF*cker  You caught the wrong one

The phone cord isn't long enough to reach the bathroom

The phone cord isn't long enough to reach the bathroom  1990s Problems