If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.  Actual Advice Mallard

Oh so you've watched The Patriot with Mel Gibson? You must know a lot about history

Oh so you've watched The Patriot with Mel Gibson? You must know a lot about history  Condescending Wonka

the amount of bad Hollywood movie sequels is too damn high

the amount  of  bad Hollywood movie sequels  is too damn high  The Rent Is Too Damn High

Has Jogging Route Through Friendly White Neighborhood Gets Raped

Has Jogging Route Through  Friendly White Neighborhood  Gets Raped  Bad Luck Brian

"Look at what I have for lunch!" No Body Cares

Bruises are like stickers for big boys

Bruises are like stickers for big boys  overly manly man

What if Axe body spray was invented by women To more easily identify douchebags

What if Axe body spray was invented by women To more easily identify douchebags  conspiracy keanu

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? 10... that bitch ain't getting shit!!!

If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? 10... that bitch ain't getting shit!!!  No she aint!

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass The doctor described his condition as stable

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass The doctor described his condition as stable  Bad Joke Eel