Buys An iphone 5 at an apple store IPhone 4

Buys An iphone 5 at an apple store IPhone 4
  Bad Luck Brian

So, let me get this straight Because of me, you had to finish your dinner?

So, let me get this straight Because of me, you had to finish your dinner?  Skeptical Third World Kid

Not sure if wishing me a happy birthday because they like me or just want my cake

Not sure if wishing me a happy birthday because they like me or just want my cake  Futurama Fry

Tells you she's not ready for a relationship. Ends up dating another guy 2 weeks later.

 Tells you she's not ready for a relationship.  Ends up dating another guy 2 weeks later.   Friend Zone Fiona

You have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume

You have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume  Condescending Wonka

My girlfriend bought us a new cat I told her you've gotta be kitting me

My girlfriend bought
us a new cat I told her you've
gotta be kitting me  Bad Joke Eel

If you walk onstage at the Maury Povich show and people start clapping for you and you don't know why you're gonna have a bad time

If you walk onstage at the Maury Povich show and people start clapping for you and you don't know why  you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

You got a new iPhone? Nobody cares

You got a new iPhone? Nobody cares  Nobody Cares

you know what really grinds my gears? Kids with iPhones

you know what really grinds my gears? Kids with iPhones  Grinds my gears

ITS GETTING ME PREGNANT THIS SAUSAGE IS SO RAW

ITS GETTING ME PREGNANT  THIS SAUSAGE IS SO RAW   Gordon Ramsay