threw a grenade; killed 50 people then the grenade exploded

threw a grenade; killed 50 people
 then the grenade exploded   overly manly man

How do I like my steak? next to my other steak

How do I like my steak? next to my other steak  overly manly man

I don't always put my ipod on shuffle but when I do, I skip every song till I find the one I wanted

I don't always put my ipod on shuffle but when I do, I skip every song till I find the one I wanted  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch netflix but when I do, i find a show I like, watch all 7 seasons in two days and get depressed when its over

I don't always watch netflix but when I do, i find a show I like, watch all 7 seasons in two days and get depressed when its over   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music  Paranoid Parrot

Make the little things count teach midgets math

Make the little things count teach midgets math  Bad Joke Eel

Cable guy says he will come between 8 and 12 Comes at 8:05

Cable guy says he will come between 8 and 12 Comes at 8:05  Success Kid

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send

cute cashier asks "Can I get your number?" Me: "Sure, we can hang out" She needs it because the cash register is asking for it.

cute cashier asks

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino