How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.  Bad Joke Eel

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: sex worst case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for

Has conversation in head Makes corresponding facial expressions

Has conversation in head Makes corresponding facial expressions    Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks about obesity in presentation looks at the fat kid

Talks about obesity in presentation looks at the fat kid    Socially Awkward Penguin

And don't come out until those anal glands are squeaky clean

And don't come out until those anal glands are squeaky clean  Dog Psycho

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun But NaH.

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun But NaH.  Chemistry Cat

What makes you think this isnt my dog?

What makes you think  this isnt my dog?  Billy Dog

Instruction manual? You mean the manufacturers opinion

Instruction manual?  You mean the manufacturers opinion  overly manly man

You got the right answer, but not the right way to get the answer So it's wrong

You got the right answer, but not the right way to get the answer So it's wrong  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Every shower stall in the bathroom occupied? back to bed it is

Every shower stall in the bathroom occupied? back to bed it is  Lazy College Senior