Gmail? no, I need Email

Gmail? no, I need Email  Grandma finds the Internet

teacher asks "who would do such a horrible thing to a woman?" and turns around to look at the class Had hand raised to ask a question

teacher asks

Professor: "The exam will include 60 multiple-choice questions." Emails prof: "Does this mean each question will have 60 choices?"

Professor:

I had to wear sweatpants today because i only shaved one leg

I had to wear sweatpants today because i only shaved one leg  Foul Bachelorette Frog

If you get all your political information from reddit Romney is gonna have a bad time

If you get all your political information from reddit Romney is gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto  Bad Joke Eel

Took a wrong turn Shortcut

Took a wrong turn Shortcut  Success Kid

comes in 5 minutes late brings a note from home

comes in 5 minutes late brings a note from home  College Freshman

Cooks romantic dinner for girlfriend gives her food poisoning

Cooks romantic dinner for girlfriend gives her food poisoning   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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