I Wear the same Jeans Every day for weeks at a time

I Wear the same Jeans Every day for weeks at a time  Confession Bear

You tell that cocksuker Romney Anyone who fucks with Big Bird fucks with me

You tell that cocksuker Romney Anyone who fucks with Big Bird fucks with me  Baby Godfather

I used to be a president like you but then i took an intern to her knees

I used to be a president like you but then i took an intern to her knees  Adventurous Bill

Pulls up to only open pump at packed gas station goes inside to buy 4 loko and newports then leaves

Pulls up to only open pump at packed gas station goes inside to buy 4 loko and newports then leaves  Scumbag Steve

can you send e-mails on sunday?

can you send e-mails on sunday?  Grandma finds the Internet

Salad? It's what food eats to become food

Salad? It's what food eats to become food  overly manly man

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway pretend to not see them until they're close enough to say hi

see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway  pretend to not see them until they're close enough to say hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

Caught my teacher browsing reddit my post

Caught my teacher browsing reddit my post  Success Kid

Has sex with girl She tells her friends how great in bed you are

Has sex with girl She tells her friends how great in bed you are  Success Kid