if we keep naming scientific discoveries and new technology after star trek Future archaeologists will think it was a documentary

if we keep naming scientific discoveries and new technology after star trek  Future archaeologists will think it was a documentary  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Lost my job, got new job same day No time for vacation.

Lost my job, got new job same day No time for vacation.  First World Problems

sees ex girlfriend now xl girlfriend

sees ex girlfriend  now xl girlfriend  Success Kid

Eats a bowl of captain crunch top of my mouth is fine

Eats a bowl of captain crunch top of my mouth is fine  Success Kid

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila  Bad Joke Eel

If natural disasters are an "Act of God" Shouldn't churches foot the damage bill?

If natural disasters are an

I'm still voting for Obama because he's black and white on the issues. It isn't clear where Romney stands.

I'm still voting for Obama because he's black and white on the issues. It isn't clear where Romney stands.  Successful Black Man

HEY BRO, SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND NOW LET'S FIND ONE FLAW ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN

HEY BRO, SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND NOW LET'S FIND ONE FLAW ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN  Scumbag Brain

How did I grow such an awesome mustache? I quit being a little girl and grew a goddamn mustache.

How did I grow such an awesome mustache? I quit being a little girl and grew a goddamn mustache.  overly manly man

I'll make my own sesame street with blackjack and hookers

I'll make my own sesame street with blackjack and hookers  If it ever comes down to it.