I don't always walk around my house in socks but when I do, i find the only wet spot on the kitchen floor

I don't always walk around my house in socks but when I do, i find the only wet spot on the kitchen floor  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gets pulled over by a cop lets him off with a warning

Gets pulled over by a cop lets him off with a warning  overly manly man

I realized I weighed nothing on a milligram scale and I was like, 0mg

I realized I weighed nothing on a milligram scale and I was like, 0mg  Chemistry Cat

Loses Virginity "are you sure this is your first time?"

Loses Virginity

Turns on windsheild wipers they go with the beat of the music

Turns on windsheild wipers they go with the beat of the music  Success Kid

Skips class brags on facebook

Skips class brags on facebook  College Freshman

looking in the fridge "the fridge is too full of food to find what I'm looking for"

looking in the fridge

Not sure where leg hair stops And pubic hair starts

Not sure where leg hair stops And pubic hair starts  Futurama Fry

The cast of The Office gets paid more to pretend to work than I do to actually work

The cast of The Office gets paid more to pretend to work than I do to actually work  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Chuck Norris? You mean the bearded bitch who does my laundry.

Chuck Norris?  You mean the bearded bitch who does my laundry.  overly manly man