my vibrator battery died now it's a dildo

my vibrator battery died now it's a dildo  First World Problems

If you watch Man V Food hungry with nothing to eat You're gonna have a bad time

If you watch Man V Food hungry with nothing to eat You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

Only stupid people claim to be abducted Because the aliens keep the smart ones

Only stupid people claim to be abducted Because the aliens keep the smart ones  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Dude, chips, salsa and guacamole are the colors of the mexican flag

Dude, chips, salsa and guacamole are the colors of the mexican flag  10 Guy

music from the past seems better because only the best songs are still played

music from the past seems better because only the best songs are still played  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I just wanted to eat but you lit my food on fire

I just wanted to eat but you lit my food on fire  Sad Birthday Dog

You finally grew some facial hair? I won a chest hair contest at the age of 14

You finally grew some facial hair?  I won a chest  hair contest at the age of 14  overly manly man

Goes to buy condoms Cashier is girlfriends dad

Goes to buy condoms Cashier is girlfriends dad  Bad Luck Brian

When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth they see dinosaurs

When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth  they see dinosaurs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I don't always meet a nice girl but when i do, i meet her boyfriend ten minutes later

I don't always meet a nice girl but when i do, i meet her boyfriend ten minutes later  The Most Interesting Man In The World