I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down  Lame Pun Coon

if moonlight is technically sunlight why doesn't it kill vampires?

if moonlight is technically sunlight why doesn't it kill vampires?  Philosoraptor

Starting a band called 1023MB We'll never get a gig

Starting a band called 1023MB We'll never get a gig  Bad Joke Eel

Goes through crush's pictures on facebook accidentally likes a photo from 2010

Goes through crush's pictures on facebook accidentally likes a photo from 2010  Socially Awkward Penguin

spill liquid on hardwood floor soak it up with your sock

spill liquid on hardwood floor soak it up with your sock  Foul Bachelor Frog

Professor says she wont be here Monday "Who's the Sub?"

Professor says she wont be here Monday

If you call your parents by their first name i automatically assume you're a brat.

If you call your parents by their first name i automatically assume you're a  brat.  Confession Bear

What is a Mexican's favorite book store? Borders

What is a Mexican's favorite book store? Borders  Bad Joke Eel

I'm more concerned for my health when i eat mcdonalds than when i smoke or drink.

I'm more concerned for my health when i eat mcdonalds than when i smoke or drink.  Confession Bear

I purposely don't poop in the morning So I can get paid to do it at work

I purposely don't poop in the morning So I can get paid to do it at work  Confession Bear