HAS CLASS ON HALLOWEEN SHOWS UP IN A COSTUME

HAS CLASS ON HALLOWEEN SHOWS UP IN A COSTUME  College Freshman

You live 45 minutes away from school? Well, i decided to cancel class with a note on the door

You live 45 minutes away from school? Well, i decided to cancel class with a note on the door  Scumbag Teacher

call all your ex girlfriends and say you don't love them anymore

call all your ex girlfriends and say you don't love them anymore  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I still think about things I should have said In situations that happened more than five years ago

I still think about things I should have said In situations that happened more than five years ago  Confession Bear

I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry

I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I only call my voicemail to get rid of the voicemail icon on my phone

I only call my voicemail to get rid of the voicemail icon on my phone  Confession Bear

Forgot money for parking goes home

Forgot money for parking goes home  Lazy College Senior

COLD MEDICINE? YOU MEAN SCOTCH?

COLD MEDICINE? YOU MEAN SCOTCH?  overly manly man

Not sure if i like coffee or just coffee flavored sugar milk

Not sure if i like coffee or just coffee flavored sugar milk  Futurama Fry

Bro, that girl talking to you is hot as hell Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better

Bro, that girl talking to you is hot as hell Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better  Scumbag Brain