Free seats only in the first row goes home

Free seats only in the first row goes home  Lazy College Senior

I went to the bathroom at work and forgot my phone at my desk

I went to the bathroom at work and forgot my phone at my desk  First World Problems

earth is the third planet from the sun "Dude, that means like, we all live in third-world countries."

earth is the third planet from the sun

There's nothing more comfortable Then sleeping while someone gets ready for work

There's nothing more comfortable Then sleeping while someone gets ready for work  Sleep Meme

Makes a joke everyone laughs at keeps making shitty jokes because his confidence is up

Makes a joke everyone laughs at keeps making shitty jokes because his confidence is up  College Freshman

I use Self-checkout So people working there don't judge my purchases

I use Self-checkout  So people working there don't judge my purchases  Confession Bear

Thank god i was absent last lesson I don't have to turn in the assignment everybody's talking about

Thank god i was absent last lesson I don't have to turn in the assignment everybody's talking about  College Freshman

We are never ever getting back together Because we are never breaking up

We are never ever getting back together  Because we are never breaking up  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'd tap that crosswalk button to ensure the safest possible passage across the street

I'd tap that crosswalk button to ensure the safest possible passage across the street  Successful Black Man

I don't always know when someone is attracted to me but when I do, it's two years later

I don't always know when someone is attracted to me but when I do, it's two years later  The Most Interesting Man In The World