If someone keeps on about how god has a plan for their life I automatically assume they refuse to take responsibility for their actions

If someone keeps on about how god has a plan for their life I automatically assume they refuse to take responsibility for their actions  Confession Bear

Plays McDonald's Monopoly Luxury tax Pay $75

Plays McDonald's Monopoly Luxury tax Pay $75  Bad Luck Brian

In 20- 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.

In 20- 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do  will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.   Words of Wisdom

Thinks laws will keep people from owning guns Smokes pot

Thinks laws will keep people from owning guns Smokes pot  College Liberal

Home alone at night? Better turn every light in the house on

Home alone at night? Better turn every light in the house on  Paranoid Parrot

politicians? oh, you mean the pansies who fight with words.

politicians?   oh, you mean the pansies who fight with words.  overly manly man

Goes soul searching Never comes back

Goes soul searching  Never comes back  Over Confident Ginger

I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.

I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Guys complaining about being led on by girls friendzoning them are actually leading them on with false promises of friendship

Guys complaining about being led on by girls friendzoning them are actually leading them on with false promises of friendship  Sudden Clarity Clarence

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth  drunk baby