if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl

if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Dude, toasters are like tanning beds for bread

Dude, toasters  are like tanning beds for bread  10 Guy

Saw my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at a bar this weekend He was getting kicked out by the bouncers

Saw my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at a bar this weekend He was getting kicked out by the bouncers  Success Kid

Don't take that tone with me Johnson I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Don't take that tone with me Johnson
 I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast  Business Dog

has lunch at a craft brewery asks if they have miller lite

has lunch at a craft brewery asks if they have miller lite  Scumbag Steve

Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric

Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric  Successful Black Man

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELL HIS GRANDMA HE'S NOT HUNGRY

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELL HIS GRANDMA HE'S NOT HUNGRY  One Does Not Simply

"Once you make a choice you have to stand by it" Gets a divorce

I saw that you read my message at 12:19 so why didn't you respond until 12:37?

I saw that you read my message at 12:19 so why didn't you respond until 12:37?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Government cuts funding to nasa? We'll take it from here guys.

Government cuts
 funding to nasa? We'll take it from here guys.  Good Guy Redbull