Get me pregnant So when you go to college, you can't break up with me.

Get me pregnant So when you go to college, you can't break up with me.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

My house is so new That my car's gps can't find it

My house is so new That my car's gps can't find it  First World Problems

Thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response stutters and mixes up words saying it

Thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response stutters and mixes up words saying it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

IF you're driving behind a Buick and you need to be somewhere You're gonna have a bad time

IF you're driving behind a Buick and you need to be somewhere You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

thinks she is punk because she listens to green day

thinks she is punk because she listens to green day  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

Dude, tennis is like giant ping-pong

Dude, tennis is like giant ping-pong  10 Guy

First Aid Kit? You mean Jack Daniel's

First Aid Kit? You mean Jack Daniel's  overly manly man

I think your phone is broken It's not telling me your location anymore

I think your phone is broken It's not telling me your location anymore  Overly Attached Girlfriend

why did the semen cross the road? i put the wrong sock on this morning

why did the semen cross the road? i put the wrong sock on this morning  Foul Bachelor Frog

Bitches about big government spending Has received a welfare check every month for their entire life

Bitches about big government spending Has received a welfare check every month for their entire life  Scumbag Steve