not sure if hot bartender wants the cock or just the tip

not sure if hot bartender wants the cock or just the tip  Futurama Fry

If you hug your Mom first when you get back from Afghanistan It means you love her more

If you hug your Mom first when you get back from Afghanistan It means you love her more  Overly Attached Girlfriend

cosmo gives bad dating advice so there are more single women to buy their magazines

cosmo gives bad dating advice
 so there are more single women to buy their magazines  Sudden Clarity Clarence

has awesome idea for Halloween costume doesn't get invited to any halloween parties

has awesome idea for Halloween costume doesn't get invited to any halloween parties  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Plays McDonald's Monopoly Luxury tax Pay $75

Plays McDonald's Monopoly Luxury tax Pay $75  Bad Luck Brian

gangnam style is just today's macarena

gangnam style
 is just today's macarena  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Helped hot girl by pretending to be her boyfriend Became her husband

Helped hot girl by pretending to be her boyfriend Became her husband  Success Kid

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war  Paranoid Parrot

When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche

When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche  Confession Bear

So you're telling me, I can't work at hooters?

So you're telling me, I can't work at hooters?  Skeptical Owl