what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship

what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship  Matrix Morpheus

Dentist said i've done a good job flossing. I've never flossed once

Dentist said i've done a good job flossing. I've never flossed once  Success Kid

We've kissed 387 times I've been counting

We've kissed 387 times I've been counting  Overly Attached Girlfriend

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up  Scumbag Brain

Wins nhl Season tickets 2012-2013 season

Wins nhl Season tickets 2012-2013 season  Bad Luck Brian

Asks a good question in class Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer

Asks a good question in class Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hey, I'm going to lurk around your bed tonight Because I've noticed a mosquito is buzzing around your ear when you sleep.

Hey, I'm going to lurk around your bed tonight Because I've noticed a mosquito is buzzing around your ear when you sleep.  Misunderstood Spider

you can't make a commitment and then suddenly change your mind. divorced 3 times in 7 years.

you can't make a commitment and then suddenly change your mind. divorced 3 times in 7 years.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

serves jury duty found guilty

serves jury duty found guilty  Bad Luck Brian

If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato If I was a potato I'd be a baked potato

If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato If I was a potato I'd be a baked potato  10 Guy