I'll have you know, I kept the Listerine in my mouth For the full 30 seconds

I'll have you know, I kept the Listerine in my mouth For the full 30 seconds  Tough Spongebob

The story of the werewolf Is an allegory of a woman's menstrual cycle

The story of the werewolf Is an allegory of a woman's menstrual cycle  Sudden Clarity Clarence

OMG guys stop saying Y.O.L.O. you don't have enough swag to say that

OMG guys stop saying Y.O.L.O. you don't have enough swag to say that  Annoying Facebook Girl

Not sure if being polite to girls gives me a better chance Or just puts me in the friend zone

Not sure if being polite to girls gives me a better chance Or just puts me in the friend zone  Futurama Fry

Lets take all the money from the presidential campaigns and put it towards the national deficit!

Lets take all the money from the presidential campaigns and put it towards the national deficit!  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Kangaroos are like tyrannosaurus deer

Kangaroos are like tyrannosaurus deer  10 Guy

I don't always feel like an alcoholic But when i do it's because i take out my recycling on the weekend

I don't always feel like an alcoholic But when i do it's because i take out my recycling on the weekend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Accidently texts "Want to bang" instead of "hang" to hot chick She says sure

Accidently texts

Goes to halloween party dressed as himself wins costume contest

Goes to halloween party dressed as himself wins costume contest  Ridiculously photogenic guy

PMS JOKES ARE AWFUL PERIOD

PMS JOKES ARE AWFUL PERIOD  Bad Joke Eel