Finally works up the courage to look a girl in the eyes Medusa

Finally works up the courage to look a girl in the eyes Medusa  Bad Luck Brian

Insanity Wolf? You mean Dinner and a New Coat?

Insanity Wolf? You mean Dinner and a New Coat?  overly manly man

I'll just look up my symptoms on webmd AAAAND I have cancer

I'll just look up my symptoms on webmd  AAAAND I have cancer  aaaand its gone

Turned on MTV Music

Turned on MTV Music  Success Kid

I left my pregnant wife a dozen roses on the kitchen table this morning just to show her that I love her and support her.

I left my pregnant wife a dozen roses on the kitchen table this morning just to show her that I love her and support her.  Successful Black Man

Makes you feel guilty when you don't have time to exercise. Finally get time, isn't in the mood to go.

Makes you feel guilty when you don't have time to exercise. Finally get time, isn't in the mood to go.   Scumbag Brain

Hurricane Sandy? America is ready for you bitch

Hurricane Sandy? America is ready for you bitch  Overly Patriotic American

There's plenty of fish in the sea I'm just not a very good fisherman

There's plenty of fish in the sea I'm just not a very good fisherman  Forever Alone

I can't read right now because my book ran out of batteries

I can't read right now because my book ran out of batteries   First World Problems

It's your first day off in months and all you want to do is sleep-in? 5:30 am it is

It's your first day off in months and all you want to do is sleep-in? 5:30 am it is   Scumbag Brain