I think it's so cute the way you keep trying to make your passwords harder

I think it's so cute the way you keep trying to make your passwords harder  Overly Attached Girlfriend

"Finally, the weekend!" Doesn't make any human interaction until Monday

I ordered pizza Now i have to put on pants

I ordered pizza Now i have to put on pants  First World Problems

sits next to hot girl on plane "so where are you headed?"

sits next to hot girl on plane

Instruction manual? You mean the manufacturers opinion?

Instruction manual?  You mean the manufacturers opinion?  overly manly man

got shitfaced didn't text my ex

got shitfaced didn't text my ex  Success Kid

If tomatoes are fruits that makes ketchup a smoothie

If tomatoes are fruits that makes ketchup a smoothie  Sudden Clarity Clarence

You're telling me you buy water because it's going to rain too much?

You're telling me you buy water because it's going to rain too much?  Skeptical Third World Kid

MAKES HALLOWE'EN COSTUME BASED ON MEME SPENDS ENTIRE NIGHT EXPLAINING INTERNET JOKES TO PEOPLE

MAKES HALLOWE'EN COSTUME BASED ON MEME SPENDS ENTIRE NIGHT EXPLAINING INTERNET JOKES TO PEOPLE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bought Halloween mask for $20 on Friday Sold it to a drunk guy for $40 on Saturday

Bought Halloween mask for $20 on Friday Sold it to a drunk guy for $40 on Saturday  Success Kid