That's what she said? Who is she?

That's what she said? Who is she?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:

Tells you to stop watching crap on Tv Watches reality shows and dancing with the stars

Tells you to stop watching crap on Tv Watches reality shows and dancing with the stars  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The cashmere lining in my calfskin gloves keeps getting stuck on my diamond engagement ring

The cashmere lining in my calfskin gloves  keeps getting stuck on my diamond engagement ring  First World Problems

I don't always have a girl coming over to hang out but when I do, I spend five hours cleaning my apartment

I don't always have a girl coming over to hang out but when I do, I spend five hours cleaning my apartment  The Most Interesting Man In The World

the secret to my success is that I'm always hard at work

the secret to my success is that I'm always hard at work  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

confesses to murder on his death bed makes a miraculous recovery

confesses to murder on his death bed makes a miraculous recovery   Bad Luck Brian

Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure

Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure  overly manly man

Notices teeth are dirty scraped them with fingernail

Notices teeth are dirty scraped them with fingernail  Foul Bachelor Frog

my decorative hand towels suck at drying hands

my decorative hand towels suck at drying hands  First World Problems