I can't lay close enough to you. I wish I could cut open your chest and sleep inside your carcass.

I can't lay close enough to you. I wish I could cut open your chest and sleep inside your carcass.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

No-shave november? you mean wintertime?

No-shave november? you mean wintertime?  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois

Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois   Lazy College Senior

Stops smoking weed because it's legal

Stops smoking weed because it's legal   Hipster Barista

maybe i'll just buy america

 maybe i'll just buy america  Sudden Realization Romney

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Make Awesome new ringtone don't hear it for two weeks

Make Awesome new ringtone  don't hear it for two weeks  Forever Alone

I told the gym we're married so we can get a couples rate I'm not lying because I know it's going to happen

I told the gym we're married so we can get a couples rate  I'm not lying because I know it's going to happen  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Hey Colorado Pass that shit to the left

Hey Colorado Pass that shit to the left  Obamas Holding

I WANT TO QUIT MY JOB But I just got promoted

I WANT TO QUIT MY JOB  But I just got promoted   First World Problems