there are two kinds of people in this world and i don't like them

there are two kinds of people in this world and i don't like them  Misc

You're telling me you get dehydrated because you drink too much?

You're telling me you get dehydrated because you drink too much?  Skeptical Third World Kid

Goes out drinking all night Contact lenses make it back in the case!

Goes out drinking all night Contact lenses make it back in the case!    Success Kid

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast Just to remind myself I am an adult

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast  Just to remind myself I am an adult  Confession Bear

Multiple choice question: all the choices are correct You have to choose the most correct one

Multiple choice question: all the choices are correct You have to choose the most correct one  Unhelpful High School Teacher

OMG I have insomnia goes to bed at 2am wakes up at noon

OMG I have insomnia goes to bed at 2am wakes up at noon  Annoying Facebook Girl

My commute to work is so short My car only gets warm when I get there.

My commute to work is so short My car only gets warm when I get there.   First World Problems

Maybe if i poke her with it it'll put her in the mood

Maybe if i poke her with it it'll put her in the mood  spooning couple

gets drunk and pukes on floor puts bathroom mat over top of it

gets drunk and pukes on floor puts bathroom mat over top of it  Scumbag Steve

Someone brings a baby to the office Google "How to interact with babies"

Someone brings a baby to the office Google