I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER THE MAID IS CLEANING THE BATHROOM

I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER THE MAID IS CLEANING THE BATHROOM  First World Problems

wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv

wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv  Scumbag Steve

Wears a sweater all day Doesn't change shirt the next day because no one saw it

Wears a sweater all day Doesn't change shirt the next day because no one saw it  Foul Bachelor Frog

what if nasa found out that life can be sustained on mars but they aren't telling us because they only want smart people to go there before the world ends next month?

what if nasa found out that life can be sustained on mars but they aren't telling us because they only want smart people to go there before the world ends next month?  conspiracy keanu

Bullet Proof Vest You mean ribcage?

Bullet Proof Vest You mean ribcage?  overly manly man

Read about diseases with one in a million prevalence Convinced I have at least six of them

Read about diseases with one in a million prevalence  Convinced I have at least six of them  Paranoid Parrot

TOSH.0 IS THE new america's funniest home videos

TOSH.0 IS THE new america's funniest home videos  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Calling someone a Scaredy-Cat is just the children's version of calling someone a pussy

Calling someone a Scaredy-Cat is just the children's version of calling someone a pussy  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again

I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again  Confession Bear

First Day driving to school forgets and rides the bus home

First Day driving to school forgets and rides the bus home  Bad Luck Brian