you didn't win the lottery and you have to go to work? good

you didn't win the lottery and you have to go to work? good  Misc

omelettes are like egg quesadillas

omelettes are like egg quesadillas  10 Guy

compliment a girl on her freckles acne

compliment a girl on her freckles acne  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I didn't win the powerball so I still have to work at my high paying job with good benefits.

I didn't win the powerball so I still have to work at my high paying job with good benefits.  First World Problems

Boss retired gave me a raise before she left

Boss retired gave me a raise before she left  Success Kid

If you wanted to make a freezer colder Would you turn it up or down?

If you wanted to make a freezer colder Would you turn it up or down?   Philosoraptor

Last night's eyeliner? this morning's smoky eyes

Last night's eyeliner? this morning's smoky eyes  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Wins Mega Millions Jackpot Mayans Were Right

Wins Mega Millions Jackpot Mayans Were Right  Bad Luck Brian

I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

For every good guy greg there is an equal and opposite scumbag steve

For every good guy greg there is an equal and opposite scumbag steve  Sir Isaac Newton