I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4

I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4  Lazy College Senior

boyfriend asks if i'm wearing a corset under clingy dress not a corset, just my body

boyfriend asks if i'm wearing a corset under clingy dress not a corset, just my body  Success Kid

Blamed girlfriend's bad mood on her being on her period She agreed

Blamed girlfriend's bad mood on her being on her period She agreed  Success Kid

If women say men think only with their penis... Will she be offended if I ask her to blow my mind?

If women say men think only with their penis... Will she be offended if I ask her to blow my mind?   Philosoraptor

You wouldn't have to wear a condom If you just got me pregnant

You wouldn't have to wear a condom If you just got me pregnant    Overly Attached Girlfriend

Goes on a blind date sister

Goes on a blind date sister  Bad Luck Brian

There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.

There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.  Lazy College Senior

When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times

When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times  Actual Advice Mallard

due to all the credits I have I'm technically a sophomore

due to all the credits I have I'm technically a sophomore  College Freshman

All I want for christimas is Your quick death

All I want for christimas is Your quick death  Grumpy xmas