Commits crime still not wanted

Commits crime still not wanted  Forever Alone

whenever my wife asks "guess how much it cost" i double my real guess so she feels better about how much she paid

whenever my wife asks

You're telling me you reward kids for eating all their food with more, even better food?

You're telling me you reward kids for eating all their food with more, even better food?  Skeptical Third World Kid

Today we're going to blaze through the rest of chapter 10

Today we're going to blaze through the rest of chapter 10  Rasta Science Teacher

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING                              JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE  drunk baby

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present

Elves make all the gifts Only his name goes on the present  Scumbag Santa

He's already seen that funny video you're excited to show him Acts like he's seeing it for the first time

He's already seen that funny video you're excited to show him Acts like he's seeing it for the first time  Misc

Something horrible happened? I better 'like' and 'share' everything about it so you can see how much I care.

Something horrible happened? I better 'like' and 'share' everything about it so you can see how much I care.  Annoying Facebook Girl

Accidentally stays late at work after losing track of time reading a reddit comment thread Boss thanks me for staying late and "putting in the extra effort"

Accidentally stays late at work after losing track of time reading a reddit comment thread Boss thanks me for staying late and

If guys get cock blocked do girls get beaver dammed?

If guys get cock blocked do girls get beaver dammed?  Philosoraptor