Dresses up fancy for a Christmas Party Wins ugly sweater contest

Dresses up fancy for a Christmas Party Wins ugly sweater contest  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY

Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY  10 Guy

Jokingly invited girl over for end of the world sex she came over for end of the world sex

Jokingly invited girl over for end of the world sex she came over for end of the world sex  Success Kid

Gets friendzoned with benefits

Gets friendzoned  with benefits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

We ran out of Orange Juice for Mimosas Now I just have to drink straight Champagne

We ran out of Orange Juice for Mimosas Now I just have to drink straight Champagne  First World Problems

required for life gives you cancer

required for life gives you cancer  Scumbag Sun

I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into

I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into  Confession Bear

While you were at work I made a copy of your apartment key Now I can surprise you whenever i want

While you were at work I made a copy of your apartment key Now I can surprise you whenever i want  Overly Attached Girlfriend

By the time I've settled on something to watch while eating I'm already done eating

By the time I've settled on something to watch while eating I'm already done eating  First World Problems

Sometimes when I'm on a crowded subway train I imagine what would happen if I just punched a random person

Sometimes when I'm on a crowded subway train I imagine what would happen if I just punched a random person  Confession Bear