goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene

goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot  Bad Joke Eel

Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids dont ding other cars

Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids dont ding other cars  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand  Confession Bear

I taught my son how to roll his first joint venture's profits over into a tax-deferred IRA to avoid excessive capital gains taxes

I taught my son how to roll his first joint venture's profits over into a tax-deferred IRA to avoid excessive capital gains taxes  Successful Black Man

hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding

hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Leafy greens? I only eat something that had a mother

Leafy greens? I only eat something that had a mother  overly manly man

I got over a hundred dollars' worth of gift cards But they're all to stores I don't shop at

I got over a hundred dollars' worth of gift cards But they're all to stores I don't shop at  First World Problems

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.  Confession Bear