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goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene

goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot Bad Joke Eel
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Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids dont ding other cars

Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids dont ding other cars Sudden Clarity Clarence
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When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand Confession Bear
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I taught my son how to roll his first joint venture's profits over into a tax-deferred IRA to avoid excessive capital gains taxes

I taught my son how to roll his first joint venture's profits over into a tax-deferred IRA to avoid excessive capital gains taxes Successful Black Man
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hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding

hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Leafy greens? I only eat something that had a mother

Leafy greens? I only eat something that had a mother overly manly man
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I got over a hundred dollars' worth of gift cards But they're all to stores I don't shop at

I got over a hundred dollars' worth of gift cards But they're all to stores I don't shop at First World Problems
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My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy. Confession Bear
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