Asked wife her new years resolutions Have sex with me more

Asked wife her new years resolutions  Have sex with me more  Success Kid

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box  Tough Spongebob

TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND

TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

you don't talk much? "don't worry, I'll break you out of your shell"

you don't talk much?

Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine

Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.  Scumbag Brain

i'm at a party and my phone is dying but no one has an iPhone 5 charger

i'm at a party and my phone is dying but no one has an iPhone 5 charger  First World Problems

I hate having a condo on the 30th floor my ears always pop going down the elevator

I hate having a condo on the 30th floor my ears always pop going down the elevator  First World Problems

Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet!

Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet!  Bad Joke Eel

Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end.

Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end.  Scumbag Brain